So some old hag backed into my car yesterday.

And her insurance is trying to pin it on me for not braking in time.

I’M SORRY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DIDN’T ALLOW ME TO DECELERATE FAST ENOUGH TO AVOID GETTING THE SIDE OF MY CAR SMASHED TO BITS. AND I’M SORRY THIS BITCH COULDN’T LOOK BEFORE BACKING OUT OF HER DRIVEWAY AT TOP FUCKING SPEED.

She narrowly avoided hitting me in the driver’s seat.

I’m so pissed.