I’m going to stream Random Access Memories straight to my belly.



My dad was yelling at me for walking around the house with no pants on.
OH I’M SORRY, I’M TOO PREGNANT TO FIT INTO MY OLD SHORTS AND IT’S TOO DAMN HOT FOR ME TO WEAR LEGGINGS.



My baby shower is in less than two weeks and there are so many of my old friends I wish could make it but they’ve all either gotten out of Texas as soon as they could or we’ve had a falling out and it’d be awkward to try to ask, “Hey, wanna come to my baby shower because we used to be really good friends even though you don’t like me anymore?”
I miss my friends.



So in love with these little guys. c:



Why haven’t Iron Man 3 tickets gone on sale yet?



I’m not the only new mommy in the house.

I’m not the only new mommy in the house.



Mentally and physically drained, but I still have to go to work in ten minutes.



HERE’S A PICTURE, IT’S SO CUTE I CAN’T EVEN.

HERE’S A PICTURE, IT’S SO CUTE I CAN’T EVEN.



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